Decepticons Attack Valmeyer

Decepticons Attack Valmeyer

Today's power outage is believed to have been caused by an attack by the evil Transformer Decepticons. Megatron is rumored to have been spotted filling up today at Mike's Convenience. At least the morning coffee guys swore that some strange outsider walked in earlier today. 

Coming to the rescue was Optimus Prime, who was disguised as an Ameren repair truck. Optimus states he and his Autobots will soon have power restored. "Besides saving the world, we do makes repair calls - We are more than meets the eye," said Optimus.