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How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket During Pandemic

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Hey, officer, I’m on my way to Springfield to protest the governor’s lockdown orders.   I’m rushing home after testing positive.   I’m not just essential, I’m super essential.   Offer the officer a toilet paper and Clorox disinfecting wipes.   Magically develop a hacking cough and complain of a severe headache.   Point out …

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