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USA… USA… USA…. We Flattened The Curve!!

By Monroe County Independent | June 26, 2020

The United States has proved to be up to the challenge of flattening the curve. After reaching the first wave peak of the covid-19 pandemic, the numbers started going down. This is believed to have been the result of social distancing, hand washing and face mask wearing. Well, to make sure the U.S. didn’t fall …

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First Refusal!!!

By Monroe County Independent | June 26, 2020

For those keeping score, Gabe Schneidensheimer was turned down by a woman at Main Street Saloon at 11:48 a.m. He is is credited with being the first local dude to be turned down by a woman since the local bars allowed patrons inside. Gabe had gone three months without being turned down by a female – …

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Look Out Ladies!!!

By Monroe County Independent | June 26, 2020

Indoor dining and bar service has returned to Monroe County establishments. That means hordes of young males will once again be flirting with available females out on the town.   To access more content, login or subscribe to the Monroe County Independent.  If you are are not yet a subscriber you can purchase a subscription …

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