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Flattening The Curve

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Six Feet Apart

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The Gambler Dies

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When Does School Resume!

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Stay Home Until April 30

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Big Delivery Finally Arrives At Ed-itor’s Doorstep

Down to three-fourths of a roll, the Ed-itor is glad to report a 24-roll box of toilet paper (Charmin Mega Rolls) were delivered. To his relief, he did not have to resort to using 2001 editions of The Independent to take care of his bathroom business. The Amazon order was placed March 10 before the……

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Allergies???

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Downtown Waterloo Restaurants Can Use Their Fleet Of Vespas

Sunday afternoon humor… The governor’s mandated closure of restaurants and bars through at least March 30 has got local proprietors scrambling. How can they get their lunches and dinners to hungry folks demanding their menu items. Since they already have access to numerous scooters, the downtown Waterloo crew at Gallagher’s and Uncle John’s might consider……

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Smokey And The Bandit – 2020

Can Bandit Darvil and Cletus “Snowman” Snow drive to the Charmin factory in Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of toilet paper and make it back to Monroe County in 28 hours?? Local Schnucks managers Big and Little Enos know their shelves are bare and need the cases of the hard to obtain two-ply to sell……

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School Teachers Get A Double Bonus

They get two weeks off during the Corona Virus outbreak at the beginning of spring… And the toilet paper scarcity means their trees won’t be T.P.’d during Prom Week.   To access more content, login or subscribe to the Monroe County Independent.  If you are are not yet a subscriber you can purchase a subscription…

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