Downtown Waterloo streets are packed every weekend night with throngs of folks taking in the nightlife as they walk from bar to bar along the Main Street drag.
In an effort to make sure no one has been overserved, the Waterloo Police Department has strategically set up a series of orange cones. Patrons traveling between watering holes will now be required to successfully slalom through the cones. Those who stubble may be subject to a police breathalyzer test.
(Editor’s Note: This is obviously humor, and is not a real news story.)